Bookworm In The Bathroom Gifts

'What do you suggest for someone who does most of his reading in the bathroom?'

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Characters jumping out of a book.

Home Sweet Home

Lord George brings news of the debate

"Mommy usually reads me a story, then slips me a twenty."

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

Jorge Luis Borges

Thomas Keneally

In my day, they didn

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

Have you ever read Dickens, minion? No. Businessman of the Year. Armstrong Maynard. How about Upton Sinclair? John Steinbeck? Who? … Marx? Mark's what? Thank you for reminding me why I hired you, minion. Can I take my weekly lunch break today instead of Friday?

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

"Read the book!""See the movie!"

Book editor tells Jesus legal says he can't use title 'Greatest Story Ever Told'.

We never fly anywhere anymore.

Books 'n' Carrots

'I've heard of cooking the books... but how did you rotisserie them and why?'

William Wordsworth

Basic Tax Law/Loopholes.

"This isn't working out - I'm an earthworm and you're a....are you even listening to me?"

"Stop calling everything Kafka-esque

Geoffrey Chaucer

Campus Library. How was your Russian poetry class? Rhyme and punishment.

'This is my friend Kate, a publisher of non-fiction, and that's her husband, non-Kate.'

#NationalPoetryDay

Ivan Krylov

The Raven - The Study at Night

Agatha Christie