"The health care provider will see you now."
Bookworm In A Waiting Room Gifts
Looking for a gift for a bookworm caught in a waiting room? Our collection features clever, reader-inspired items to make their wait more enjoyable. Find mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate their love of books and patience.
"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."
Home Sweet Home
Lord George brings news of the debate
"Mommy usually reads me a story, then slips me a twenty."
'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'
Limerick On A Grecian Urn
Jorge Luis Borges
Thomas Keneally
In my day, they didn
'GM apples prevent Migraine'
''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'
'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'
Have you ever read Dickens, minion? No. Businessman of the Year. Armstrong Maynard. How about Upton Sinclair? John Steinbeck? Who? … Marx? Mark's what? Thank you for reminding me why I hired you, minion. Can I take my weekly lunch break today instead of Friday?
Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.
Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'
"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"
'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'
"Read the book!""See the movie!"
Book editor tells Jesus legal says he can't use title 'Greatest Story Ever Told'.
Books 'n' Carrots
William Wordsworth
We never fly anywhere anymore.
'I've heard of cooking the books... but how did you rotisserie them and why?'
"Stop calling everything Kafka-esque
"This isn't working out - I'm an earthworm and you're a....are you even listening to me?"
Geoffrey Chaucer
Agatha Christie
The Raven - The Study at Night
Campus Library. How was your Russian poetry class? Rhyme and punishment.
'This is my friend Kate, a publisher of non-fiction, and that's her husband, non-Kate.'
#NationalPoetryDay
Two books. One liberates the mind, and appears to fly. The other entraps the mind, and appears as a snare trap
"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"
"We've read your crime-thriller novel and have decided to publish it. As a coloring book."
Bookworm In A Waiting Room Gifts Collection
Bookworm In A Waiting Room Mugs
Explore our range of bookworm-themed mugs and bring some humor to those waiting moments with a touch of literary charm.
Bookworm In A Waiting Room Pillows
Add a cozy touch with pillows featuring clever bookworm designs—ideal for making waiting rooms or home corners more inviting.
Bookworm In A Waiting Room Prints
Brighten up any space with prints inspired by book lovers and waiting room patience—perfect for adding a literary flair to your décor.
Bookworm In A Waiting Room T-Shirts
Looking for more fun? Our book-inspired T-shirts celebrate every reader’s passion with witty designs perfect for waiting or everyday wear.