Bookworm In The Tub Mugs

"Listen, George, it’s called ‘me time.’ Get used to it."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Lord George brings news of the debate

"Mommy usually reads me a story, then slips me a twenty."

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

Jorge Luis Borges

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

Thomas Keneally

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

"Read the book!""See the movie!"

Book editor tells Jesus legal says he can't use title 'Greatest Story Ever Told'.

William Wordsworth

Books 'n' Carrots

"Stop calling everything Kafka-esque

Geoffrey Chaucer

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.

Two books. One liberates the mind, and appears to fly. The other entraps the mind, and appears as a snare trap

The Raven - The Study at Night

'This is my friend Kate, a publisher of non-fiction, and that's her husband, non-Kate.'

#NationalPoetryDay

'Yes, we have 'All You Need To Know About The Health Care Legislation' but it is part of a twelve volume set.'

'I realize that you're upset that Oprah hasn't reviewed your new book on her show. But you are on MY show, so why don't you tell us what inspired you to write 'Overcoming Disappointment and Resentment.''