Fish in school to other fish: 'I did well in marine biology today - it was an open-brook test.'
Bookworm In Water Mugs
Surprise your water-loving bookworm with a mug that blends their twin passions—reading and water adventures. Stylish, humorous, and perfect for coffee breaks by the pool or onshore.
'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'
"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."
Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author
"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"
'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'
Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'
Eternal Student.
Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf
"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."
Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,
The DaVinci Code
The Bookworm
Edgar Allen Poe
"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."
Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.
"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"
"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."
'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'
The Dorrie Decimal System
Jean-Paul Sartre
'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'
'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'
Honoré de Balzac
"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."
No-Work Orange
'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'
"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"
Blue Stockings
"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'
Television Readers.
Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.
"My novel is not a doorstop!"
The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.
Do your research!
Bookworm In Water Mugs Collection
Bookworm In Water Pillows
Distract yourself with our playful pillows designed for the water-loving bibliophile—comfort that celebrates their passion for water and books.
Bookworm In Water Prints
Decorate with our charming water and book-inspired prints—bringing creativity and aquatic charm to your living space.
Bookworm In Water T-Shirts
Discover fun and creative t-shirts that speak to water-loving bookworms—ideal for casual days at the lake, pool, or cozy reading corners.