Bathtub Mermaid Gifts

He lay submerged, breathing through a straw - just to see how long it would take for anyone to notice.

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

Mermaid Art

Psychic diving competition.

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

Fishy tail.

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

Rhinemaidens tease Alberich

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

Mermaid spawning time.

'Now class...' says teacher looking at fish while the children are all staring at a mermaid in the next tank.

"You've had dogs, cats, birds and even a pony. . . how come your only pets that survive are fish, Arielle?"

'Room service? Please send up some fish oil.'

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

"We discussed a lot of options but decided on a water birth."

"Ah, sweatpants."

'His vocabulary is tiny, but effective.'

'...You know bestiality is illegal.'

Spermaid - A spermaid waves to a passing sperm.

Man takes mermaid to vet.

"You were right. It's a mess."

"We're getting along swimmingly!"

"I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each. I told them to pipe down."

"Half and half?"

Sailors of the Early 1700's often mistook the manatee for a beautiful mermaid...

'Judging by all the barnacles on you, I think you may have spent a little too much time down there.'

'No, I don't like dancing.'