Kitty Kibbitzer Gifts

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"It get it – you're hungry."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

'What's that humming sound?'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Okay, you have my attention."

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Dottie Potts talks about cats

'This next song is about waking up your owner when's it's time to eat. It's called 'Butt in the Face.''

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

'I'm sure they don't think you're really a bad kitty...just a kitty that sometimes does bad things.'

Ginger cats.

'Show one more kitten photo,lady and the next time you see me will be on a 'missing' poster!'

"Thanks for this. But if you miss us, you can just purr."

Cat Lover's Leap.

My Bowl Is Empty.

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

'How a cat lands on all fours'

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

Cat to owner: 'Define 'affection'.'

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."