Kitty Kibbitzer Pillows

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"It get it – you're hungry."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

'What's that humming sound?'

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'I'm sure they don't think you're really a bad kitty...just a kitty that sometimes does bad things.'

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Dottie Potts talks about cats

Ginger cats.

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

"Thanks for this. But if you miss us, you can just purr."

'This next song is about waking up your owner when's it's time to eat. It's called 'Butt in the Face.''

"Okay, you have my attention."

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

Cat Lover's Leap.

My Bowl Is Empty.

'How a cat lands on all fours'

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

Cat to owner: 'Define 'affection'.'

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."