Kitty Cuddler Pillows

How to be super annoying and cute

Kitty's Clock, each hour marked by a cat's face and the reminders, 'Scratch me, Brush me, Feed me, Play with me, Look at me, Pet me, Find me, Talk to me, Feed me, Rub me, Hold me.'

Extra Absorbent Kitty Litter.

Probability - if you have 5 cats, 4 will be asleep.

'We know you have a cat...'

'How a cat lands on all fours'

How Cats See Their Home.

Cats waiting for fish.

'Yeah, I don't know why they bought that new one, we haven't finished with this one yet...'

Treatment would eventually prove to be completely ineffective. And that for cats, being psychotic is perfectly normal.

Cat with all the hair he has ever shed

"I said de-cat coffee."

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

"Neither party seems to be talking about cats."

"It get it – you're hungry."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"When you kick litter out of the box, do you go for volume or distance?"

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

Puppy and Kitten.

"Actually Harold, what I said was I wasn't a cat person."

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Cat owners

Cat's Valentine

'He likes you!'

'Is that damned book warm, Bob? Is it soft and furry? Does it purr when you hold it in your big, strong arms?'

'No, you don't have to be a crazy cat-lady to work here, but it helps.'

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"Hello, kitty."

"Here's a nice white wine. Goes great with grooming and hairballs.

"Thanks for this. But if you miss us, you can just purr."

Cat Lady

"What am I doing? Oh, just sitting around... shedding like mad all the place."

"Don't push her off! Can't you see she's exhausted?"

"I should've known if we told him we were going to have him declawed he'd go out with a bang."