Kitty Kibitzer Gifts

When your cat has learned to use the phone...

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"It get it – you're hungry."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

Cat Zoom Meeting

Dottie Potts talks about cats

"Thanks for this. But if you miss us, you can just purr."

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.

'This next song is about waking up your owner when's it's time to eat. It's called 'Butt in the Face.''

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"Okay, you have my attention."

'I'm sure they don't think you're really a bad kitty...just a kitty that sometimes does bad things.'

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

Cat Lover's Leap.

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

'How a cat lands on all fours'

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

Cat to owner: 'Define 'affection'.'

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

'Quick! Take a picture!'

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

"I love what you've done to the place."

Probability - if you have 5 cats, 4 will be asleep.

Cat with all the hair he has ever shed

'Oh my god, I may have to walk on the floor!'