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When your cat has learned to use the phone...

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"It get it – you're hungry."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Thanks for this. But if you miss us, you can just purr."

'This next song is about waking up your owner when's it's time to eat. It's called 'Butt in the Face.''

'I'm sure they don't think you're really a bad kitty...just a kitty that sometimes does bad things.'

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Dottie Potts talks about cats

"Okay, you have my attention."

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

'How a cat lands on all fours'

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

Cat Lover's Leap.

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

Cat to owner: 'Define 'affection'.'

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

"I love what you've done to the place."

Probability - if you have 5 cats, 4 will be asleep.

Cat with all the hair he has ever shed

'I would love to play in your tree-house, but I can't climb trees...'