High-flying Kitty T-Shirts

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"I told him we needed more string."

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

The First Kite

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

'Outside with that!'

Caliologist

The Quotable Ben Franklin. To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals. And not flying thy kite during thunderstorms might help, too!

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

"I try to drink a lot of water, stay up and get right on L.A. time, and never eat the airline food."

'Fancy a swift half?'

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

Extreme kites!

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

"I tried dog food once. It tasted like chicken."

"You're right. This is better than sex."

'That was SO worth it!' - Christmas Tree Toppled

'That was quick!'

Flying the kite in strong winds

'Never underestimate my ability to slink'

"What good is a crazy theory if you don't put it into practice?"

"We're under attack!"

"I hope you don't mind but I used a couple of your ugly ties for a tail."

'Quick, open the back door!'

Space Cat

'The home E-commerce business is doing well, but he misses his little friends at the office.'

'Nice this kite sailboat. But how do you actually land it?'

A pilot flies a kite.

"Don't let go, and lose my kite, Dad!"

The Hot Air Sports Club AGM

We've been busy today, Ernie! And all because we followed Ted's suggestions! First he told us to go fly a kite. That was fun! Next, he told us to take a hike. It was beautiful. Then he said we should go pound sand and now he wants us to jump in a lake! Best day ever!