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"We seem to be out of gas. I'm outa here! See you on the ground."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

The Goalkeeper

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

Dog on a plane.

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

'It wasn't premeditated.

Basic economy

'Ah, Reeves - it's lonely on top!'

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'

Dog stuck in cat flap.

cat singing into microphone

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"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

'I'll get into the garbage, Whiskers here will wreck the sofa, and you - you'll drive the getaway castle.'

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

'That still doesn't make you a big fish!'

Hang Time Fido

"You threw the wrench again, didn't you?"

The Hot Air Sports Club AGM

"The sniffer dog had found cocaine again."

'Co-pilot to pilot - I've located why the plane is out of balance.'

"It's a funny looking world from where you are now! Right, Bill?"

'EEEEHA!'

Pull up Frankie...Pull up! You're going too...KA-BOOOOOM!

That's a silly question. What does it LOOK like I'm doing?'

'Except for that, how did the experimental plane perform?'

Canine Frat Parties

Groucho Chicken