High-flying Antics Gifts

"We seem to be out of gas. I'm outa here! See you on the ground."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

The Goalkeeper

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

Dog on a plane.

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

'It wasn't premeditated.

Basic economy

"Welcome to Trapeze Talent Inc. If you'd like us to catch you, fill out this form, and we'll get back to you if we're interested."

'Ah, Reeves - it's lonely on top!'

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'

For Sale: Red Arrow

Dog stuck in cat flap.

cat singing into microphone

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

'I'll get into the garbage, Whiskers here will wreck the sofa, and you - you'll drive the getaway castle.'

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

'That still doesn't make you a big fish!'

Hang Time Fido

The Hot Air Sports Club AGM

"You threw the wrench again, didn't you?"

"The sniffer dog had found cocaine again."

"It's a funny looking world from where you are now! Right, Bill?"

'Co-pilot to pilot - I've located why the plane is out of balance.'

Pull up Frankie...Pull up! You're going too...KA-BOOOOOM!

'EEEEHA!'

'Except for that, how did the experimental plane perform?'

Canine Frat Parties

Groucho Chicken