Dog Food Kibitzers Gifts

Dogs in restaurant: 'I'll have the fresh slippers, the pan-fried postman's trousers and I'll finished with the baked homework.'

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

Fido and Fifi

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

Doggy Bites

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

'Oh my God, dog biscuits are down!'

-'God that looks disgusting.' -'You're telling me.'

'No collar, no din-din,' said Mrs. Flint firmly. 'Omigosh,' thought Larry, 'Fifi will never give it back!'

"For what you are about to receive..."

What they're thinking.

'Hunger is a terrible thing, especially around dinner time!'

The four basic food groups: Dry, Moist, Biscuit, Bone.

'What! No garnish or side salad?'

'I don't care if top breeders do recommend it - I am not going to eat dog food!'

"Don't be fooled, it looks easy but I've yet to meet a dog who's mastered it."

"He won't wait for me to open the can."

When your cat has learned to use the phone...

"But I must confess,s that despite my erudition and glibness, I'm still a sucker for a dog biscuit."

It's time to treat your dog to Le Bon Chien.

Marie Antoinette Update - Let em eat dog biscuits.

'If he has worms can we take him fishing?'

"Lemme guess. Kibble."

New for aging dogs: Grecian Canine Formula.

'I hope you're not selling something. Rex doesn't like salespeople.'

You tell me how they know it has new and improved flavour!

"Your hair's all glossy,you've got boundless energy,your nose is wet.You've been at the Bonios again, haven't you?"

Coonhound Inc. Petfoods Research & Development

'He likes you!'

'Believe me, I've checked. There are no shows on the Food Channel devoted to cooking kibble.'

'You can't have the leftovers until we have the original meal.'

Dogs and cats thinking