Dog Food Kibitzers Gifts

Dogs in restaurant: 'I'll have the fresh slippers, the pan-fried postman's trousers and I'll finished with the baked homework.'

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

Fido and Fifi

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

Doggy Bites

'Oh my God, dog biscuits are down!'

"For what you are about to receive..."

'No collar, no din-din,' said Mrs. Flint firmly. 'Omigosh,' thought Larry, 'Fifi will never give it back!'

-'God that looks disgusting.' -'You're telling me.'

What they're thinking.

'Hunger is a terrible thing, especially around dinner time!'

'I don't care if top breeders do recommend it - I am not going to eat dog food!'

The four basic food groups: Dry, Moist, Biscuit, Bone.

'What! No garnish or side salad?'

"Don't be fooled, it looks easy but I've yet to meet a dog who's mastered it."

"He won't wait for me to open the can."

It's time to treat your dog to Le Bon Chien.

"But I must confess,s that despite my erudition and glibness, I'm still a sucker for a dog biscuit."

When your cat has learned to use the phone...

Marie Antoinette Update - Let em eat dog biscuits.

'If he has worms can we take him fishing?'

"Lemme guess. Kibble."

'I hope you're not selling something. Rex doesn't like salespeople.'

Coonhound Inc. Petfoods Research & Development

"Your hair's all glossy,you've got boundless energy,your nose is wet.You've been at the Bonios again, haven't you?"

'He likes you!'

'You can't have the leftovers until we have the original meal.'

You tell me how they know it has new and improved flavour!

The dog food channel.

Pooch dinner.