Dog Biscuits Gifts

'Oh my God, dog biscuits are down!'

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

"Can I have a doggie bag to go?"

Fido and Fifi

Doggy Bites

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The Price or the Biscuits?

Cause and Effect.

What they're thinking.

'Sorry I Ate the Cookies Last Year.'

'What do you call a vampire that you can dip into your tea?...Count Dunkula!'

'Instead of brushing my teeth can't I just chew on one of his dog biscuits?'

Live Inside Your Head.

". . .What's this world coming to?"

"But I must confess,s that despite my erudition and glibness, I'm still a sucker for a dog biscuit."

Don't you hate when you build a time machine, return from the future, and forget what you were going to warn everyone about?

'...and a packet of 'rich-tea' biscuits...Oh! I see you have 'ginger-nuts', Hamish!'

'Flossing?'

'Still not ready to talk Ok dip him again,'

'If he has worms can we take him fishing?'

Marie Antoinette Update - Let em eat dog biscuits.

"In for a penny, in for a pound."

'You can't have the leftovers until we have the original meal.'

Dogs in restaurant: 'I'll have the fresh slippers, the pan-fried postman's trousers and I'll finished with the baked homework.'

"Your hair's all glossy,you've got boundless energy,your nose is wet.You've been at the Bonios again, haven't you?"

Sports that the British excel at: Tea appreciation.

"Wait, this seems way too easy!"

"I know! I know! Biscuits! I'm on it!"

Man's wife feeding him dog biscuits to improve his hair

"He made a lot of money investing in what he knew - dog biscuit and rawhide bone futures."

"Another? I'm beginning to wonder if these doggie treats are addictive?"

'We fetch the same number of slippers, yet you always seem to get the bigger biscuit.'