Dog Biscuit Fanatic Gifts

"But I must confess,s that despite my erudition and glibness, I'm still a sucker for a dog biscuit."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

Cookie Surveillance

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

Charity Shop Income on Rise

The price or the biscuits?

Doggy Bites

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

'Oh my God, dog biscuits are down!'

'Okay, okay. On second thought, maybe going on a diet isn't necessary.'

'I'm still in conference, Miss Alsted.'

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Dunking biscuits in the bosses tea.

Cookie Thief

Biscuit Factory: Broken Biscuits/Biscuit Counselling Service

'The price or the biscuits?'

'Those tid-bits you left for Ming Toy were delicious, Mrs. Caldwell!'

The Price or the Biscuits?

'A house is not a home until it contains food.'

Cause and Effect.

"Miss Smith - a Cup of tea and a plate of obscenely rich tea biscuits!"

What they're thinking.

Eat the Author