Dog Biscuit Fanatic Gifts

"But I must confess,s that despite my erudition and glibness, I'm still a sucker for a dog biscuit."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

Cookie Surveillance

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."

'...Unt yur sufferink from a condition vee call tee 'Edible Complex'.'

Doggy Bites

The price or the biscuits?

Charity Shop Income on Rise

'Crumbs everywhere!'

'Oh my God, dog biscuits are down!'

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

'Okay, okay. On second thought, maybe going on a diet isn't necessary.'

'I'm still in conference, Miss Alsted.'

Cookie Thief

'A house is not a home until it contains food.'

Biscuit Factory: Broken Biscuits/Biscuit Counselling Service

The Price or the Biscuits?

'The price or the biscuits?'

Dunking biscuits in the bosses tea.

'Those tid-bits you left for Ming Toy were delicious, Mrs. Caldwell!'

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Cause and Effect.

What they're thinking.

"Miss Smith - a Cup of tea and a plate of obscenely rich tea biscuits!"