"Your hair's all glossy,you've got boundless energy,your nose is wet.You've been at the Bonios again, haven't you?"
Dog Biscuit Connoisseur Gifts
Searching for a playful gift for a dog biscuit connoisseur? From clever mugs to witty t-shirts, our collection offers charming items that showcase their love for gourmet treats and all things canine. Ideal for those who appreciate humor and personality, these products are sure to bring a smile to any dog lover’s face.
'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'
'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'
"I'd rather eat your homework."
'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'
"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"
'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'
I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.
Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.
"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."
"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"
Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor
"We met in the biscuit aisle."
'...Unt yur sufferink from a condition vee call tee 'Edible Complex'.'
A complimentary biscuit
The price or the biscuits?
Charity Shop Income on Rise
Doggy Bites
'Oh my God, dog biscuits are down!'
'Crumbs everywhere!'
With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.
The Price or the Biscuits?
'I'm still in conference, Miss Alsted.'
spellchecker
'Those tid-bits you left for Ming Toy were delicious, Mrs. Caldwell!'
'A house is not a home until it contains food.'
Biscuit Factory: Broken Biscuits/Biscuit Counselling Service
'The price or the biscuits?'
Cause and Effect.
"Miss Smith - a Cup of tea and a plate of obscenely rich tea biscuits!"
What they're thinking.
What do you wish for next year?
'What do you call a vampire that you can dip into your tea?...Count Dunkula!'
"I think grandmom knows as much as Wikipedia, and you can EAT her cookies."
Eat the Author
Dog Biscuit Connoisseur Gifts Collection
Dog Biscuit Connoisseur Mugs
Check out our great selection of themed mugs for dog biscuit connoisseurs—perfect for their morning coffee or tea with a dash of humor.
Dog Biscuit Connoisseur Pillows
Discover cozy pillows with charming designs for the dog biscuit enthusiast—bring personality and comfort to any pet lover’s home.
Dog Biscuit Connoisseur Prints
Add some fun art prints to your space that celebrate the love of gourmet dog treats—ideal for pet lovers with a quirky side.
Dog Biscuit Connoisseur T-Shirts
Browse our collection of witty t-shirts designed for dog lovers with a gourmet taste—fun, comfortable, and full of personality.