Dog Biscuit Enthusiast Gifts

'Oh my God, dog biscuits are down!'

Doggy Bites

"He made a lot of money investing in what he knew - dog biscuit and rawhide bone futures."

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

'...Unt yur sufferink from a condition vee call tee 'Edible Complex'.'

The price or the biscuits?

Charity Shop Income on Rise

'Crumbs everywhere!'

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

'The price or the biscuits?'

The Price or the Biscuits?

'I'm still in conference, Miss Alsted.'

Biscuit Factory: Broken Biscuits/Biscuit Counselling Service

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'A house is not a home until it contains food.'

Cause and Effect.

What they're thinking.

"Miss Smith - a Cup of tea and a plate of obscenely rich tea biscuits!"

What do you wish for next year?

'Thin enough?'

"I think grandmom knows as much as Wikipedia, and you can EAT her cookies."

'What do you call a vampire that you can dip into your tea?...Count Dunkula!'

Eat the Author