Dog Biscuit Gourmand Gifts

'If he has worms can we take him fishing?'

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

Doggy Bites

'Oh my God, dog biscuits are down!'

Dijon Vu

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Cause and Effect.

What they're thinking.

Capturing a Cook

The four basic food groups: Dry, Moist, Biscuit, Bone.

'Instead of brushing my teeth can't I just chew on one of his dog biscuits?'

". . .What's this world coming to?"

"But I must confess,s that despite my erudition and glibness, I'm still a sucker for a dog biscuit."

He didn't even remember signing up for the taste test.

'Worms?! I'd rather have a pizza!'

Marie Antoinette Update - Let em eat dog biscuits.

"If you'll excuse me, my adventurous palate is at constant war with my delicate ecosystem of gut bacteria."

'Believe me, I've checked. There are no shows on the Food Channel devoted to cooking kibble.'

"I know it's pricey, but I think going back to the old food is probably a good

'You can't have the leftovers until we have the original meal.'

"Your hair's all glossy,you've got boundless energy,your nose is wet.You've been at the Bonios again, haven't you?"

'Enjoy? Don't tell me what to do.'

'This is is a Merlot...I didstinctly asked for a Cabernet Sauvignon! '

"Chewing gum at a business meeting, Clara? I trust you brought enough to share."

'It's pretty much like any theatre, but the customer service is exceptional.'

"I know! I know! Biscuits! I'm on it!"

'The cat is finicky and he likes this flavor.'

"Dog food again! How about a pup tart instead?"

Man's wife feeding him dog biscuits to improve his hair

"He made a lot of money investing in what he knew - dog biscuit and rawhide bone futures."

'We fetch the same number of slippers, yet you always seem to get the bigger biscuit.'

'Thank you - that was delicious.'