Dog Food Gifts

'Do you have any dog food that tastes like dog food?'

It's time to treat your dog to Le Bon Chien.

Pooch dinner.

'I don't care if top breeders do recommend it - I am not going to eat dog food!'

'What! No garnish or side salad?'

Coonhound Inc. Petfoods Research & Development

The dog food channel.

Lost dog...responds to an electric can opener.

The four basic food groups: Dry, Moist, Biscuit, Bone.

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

'Try the steak tartare...it's okay.'

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

Fido and Fifi

"Can I have a doggie bag to go?"

Dog Chow Mein

'Rover is sulking because he helped bag the goose and all he gets for dinner is dog food.'

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

Four Star Meal

"For what you are about to receive..."

-'God that looks disgusting.' -'You're telling me.'

'You're lucky you can't read.'

'Hunger is a terrible thing, especially around dinner time!'

"Don't be fooled, it looks easy but I've yet to meet a dog who's mastered it."

"He won't wait for me to open the can."

"They really are chunky."

'I pity the poor schlub whose job it is to make that call.'

'I'm putting Babs on a diet. She's more paunch than pooch.'

John envied his friends who worked at the local chocolate company

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"