Canine Nutrition Gifts

'I'm putting Babs on a diet. She's more paunch than pooch.'

"Lemme guess. Kibble."

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

"Who's got excellent kidney function, according to this most recent round of tests? You do! Yes, you do!"

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

Fido and Fifi

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

"How did you cure your dog of begging for food?"

Vet to angry-looking dog: 'You ate some crabgrass, eh? Were you self-medicating again?'

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

'I've been fixed even though there wasn't anything wrong with me.'

'Sorry, chubs, but those little circles you do before lying down don't cut it as exercise.'

-'God that looks disgusting.' -'You're telling me.'

"For what you are about to receive..."

'Those tid-bits you left for Ming Toy were delicious, Mrs. Caldwell!'

'You're lucky you can't read.'

'I don't think that brand of cat food is very healthy.'

'Hunger is a terrible thing, especially around dinner time!'

The four basic food groups: Dry, Moist, Biscuit, Bone.

"Don't be fooled, it looks easy but I've yet to meet a dog who's mastered it."

'What! No garnish or side salad?'

'I don't care if top breeders do recommend it - I am not going to eat dog food!'

"He won't wait for me to open the can."

"This is our new product consultant."

'I pity the poor schlub whose job it is to make that call.'

"You might consider eliminating some of the roadkill from your diet."

It's time to treat your dog to Le Bon Chien.