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"Not only do these new treats taste like table scraps, they're also good for you."

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

'No collar, no din-din,' said Mrs. Flint firmly. 'Omigosh,' thought Larry, 'Fifi will never give it back!'

'Tootsie-pie is going to be spaded, just like Mother.'

Free range cat food - mice running around the store.

'You're lucky you can't read.'

'I don't think that brand of cat food is very healthy.'

'Have you put her on the strict diet I prescribed?'

'I don't care if top breeders do recommend it - I am not going to eat dog food!'

"It's the first edition of 'How dogs know what their owners are bringing home for dinner'."

"This is our new product consultant."

'Let's see...fever, rhinorrhea, chorea...Aha! canine distemper!'

'This, Sir, is what we call a Sertoli-cell tumor....'

'I'm putting Babs on a diet. She's more paunch than pooch.'

'He doesn't want to get fixed until you do.'

"You might consider eliminating some of the roadkill from your diet."

'It's important to watch the amount of iron in his diet, too much and he'll only point north.'

'Of course you have a choice. You can have it in your bowl...or on the floor...what's it to be, Mister Choosey?'

'It's nothing serious. You just have postman's elbow.'

'Normally, he's an indoor dog, but he got into the bean dip.'

"I'm getting a little peckish. Hey! How dare you ignore me. I don't care if I have to go out or not, I'm waking you up at 4 a.m."

"I've got a complaint about the table scraps you are feeding me...cut down on the fatty tissues...I'm gaining weight!"

Cat Reads 'Natural Food'.

New for aging dogs: Grecian Canine Formula.

Dog Food Testing Lab.

Mature Cat Formula.

'I hope you're not selling something. Rex doesn't like salespeople.'