Pet Supplement Aficionado Gifts

"Honey, have you seen my large bottle of Krill Oil?"

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

"For this dish we'll need to sauté the onion with the week-old, moldy, ant-covered French fry over medium heat. Then, we lightly flash boil our dehydrated mouse..."

'Tootsie-pie is going to be spaded, just like Mother.'

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"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

'Have you put her on the strict diet I prescribed?'

'I don't care if top breeders do recommend it - I am not going to eat dog food!'

'Time for your One-a-Year vitamin supplement pill, dear.'

'I think we're going to have to put some more calcium in your diet.'

"We agree - 3 words you don't want to hear from the vet - fleas, shots, and diet."

'Apparently I need to lower the dosage of salmon capsules that I'm giving Don and the kids.'

'This time, Dr. Houston, I'm going to watch real close...

"Oh, it's nice, but it's not palazzo living."

"You don't need a prescription for this. Most of the nip has been removed."

"Penny, what is that scent you have on? I must know." "Don't you just love it, Lucy? It's dead rat."

'This, Sir, is what we call a Sertoli-cell tumor....'

'I'm putting Babs on a diet. She's more paunch than pooch.'

'Let's see...fever, rhinorrhea, chorea...Aha! canine distemper!'

'He doesn't want to get fixed until you do.'

"Something from the supplement cart?"

'He started acting like this about a week after beginning fish oil supplements,'

'It's important to watch the amount of iron in his diet, too much and he'll only point north.'

'It's nothing serious. You just have postman's elbow.'

Trophy dog stick

'Fred just rages when he sees how veterinarians are portrayed on TV.'

'I care about my family. That's why I take a supplement for iron poor blood.'

'Miss Raleigh, I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitimins.'