Health Supplement Aficionados Gifts

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

Yoga vs. Prosecco

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

Eureka! This has telemarketing sale of a diet supplement written all over it.

'I guess I don't need to ask how your new hip is working out.'

Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

'Success! We created a drug that is effective, quick-acting, and expensive.'

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

'Time for your One-a-Year vitamin supplement pill, dear.'

"Boneless, gluten free, vegan, grass fed, free range, bananas."

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

'Satchel, I have a hunch...'

'I think we're going to have to put some more calcium in your diet.'

'Take more vitamins... Well maybe you shouldn't take so many vitamins.'

'My mom wants to know if she can borrow a cup of high-fructose corn syrup.'

'No wrinkles or botox for me: I naturally change my skin every so often...'

'Sit down, Dave. You're not impressing anyone with your new laser-eye treatment.'

'Apparently I need to lower the dosage of salmon capsules that I'm giving Don and the kids.'

"If I were you I'd cut down on the protein supplements."

Jesus turns water into Vitamin Water.

'I'm tellin' you, Maurice, you should try it. I feel younger, more confident and just yesterday I caught a coupla gibbons checkin' me out.'

"Something from the supplement cart?"

'Calcium supplements: aisle three, bottom shelf.'

Alternative medicine - some of its remedies are possibly nothing more than snake oil

1999 Influenza Chic.

'He started acting like this about a week after beginning fish oil supplements,'

"You'll sit in a duck blind in freezing rain all day, but won't take a vitamin unless it's a cherry-flavored gummy chewable."

Fat man in car to fat friend: 'Alright mate, fancy a lift to the gym?'

'I care about my family. That's why I take a supplement for iron poor blood.'

'Miss Raleigh, I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitimins.'

"I'm thinking of lowering your dosage of Omega Fish Oil."

Gullible prunes.