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"All right, Thompson. The board concedes that this quarter's economic growth does look very much like a kitty.

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Biofelineism

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Imagine

'Brains...brains...brains...'

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

Experience-Productivity Ratio / Age-Salary Ratio.

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

Despite the economic downturn, sales are as good as ever.

'We know you have a cat.'

Line on graph goes right through floor.

Propping up a profits chart.

'Uh-oh, Ben's making his move on Goldie's food again.'

Consumption Graph.

Solemn Reference is Made to Mr Bunsby

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

"You're amazing!"

"What the?! Have you read about the Schrodinger's cat paradox? That's really twisted dude!"

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

Economic Prosperity

'Just interrupt me if you have a question.'

"It's only the wind."

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

Heart monitor sales chart makes man clutch chest.

'I want the sales chart removed - everyone's calling me Conehead!'