Kitty Graph Connoisseur Prints

"All right, Thompson. The board concedes that this quarter's economic growth does look very much like a kitty.

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

Biofelineism

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"Perhaps this slide whistle can better illustrate what this graph is telling us."

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

'Brains...brains...brains...'

Imagine

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

Experience-Productivity Ratio / Age-Salary Ratio.

'We know you have a cat.'

Despite the economic downturn, sales are as good as ever.

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

Propping up a profits chart.

Line on graph goes right through floor.

'Uh-oh, Ben's making his move on Goldie's food again.'

Consumption Graph.

Solemn Reference is Made to Mr Bunsby

You naughty kittens, you lost your mittens? Now you shall have a pie.

"What the?! Have you read about the Schrodinger's cat paradox? That's really twisted dude!"

"You're amazing!"

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

'Just interrupt me if you have a question.'

"It's only the wind."

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

Economic Prosperity

'I want the sales chart removed - everyone's calling me Conehead!'

King Richard I

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.