Kitty Cruise Buddy Gifts

They were inseparable: Johnny Mack, his cat and the sandbox.

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"It get it – you're hungry."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

"Not now, Oliver."

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Cat Zoom Meeting

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'I'm sure they don't think you're really a bad kitty...just a kitty that sometimes does bad things.'

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"Thanks for this. But if you miss us, you can just purr."

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

Dottie Potts talks about cats

"Okay, you have my attention."

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

Tom Cruise

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

'How a cat lands on all fours'

My Bowl Is Empty.

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

'Littering, Your Honor.'

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

Cat to owner: 'Define 'affection'.'

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.