Kitty Cruise Buddy Gifts

They were inseparable: Johnny Mack, his cat and the sandbox.

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"It get it – you're hungry."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"Not now, Oliver."

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Cat Zoom Meeting

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Thanks for this. But if you miss us, you can just purr."

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

'I'm sure they don't think you're really a bad kitty...just a kitty that sometimes does bad things.'

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Dottie Potts talks about cats

Tom Cruise

"Okay, you have my attention."

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

'How a cat lands on all fours'

My Bowl Is Empty.

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

'Please bow your head and cough. I need to check your hairballs.'

'Littering, Your Honor.'

Cat to owner: 'Define 'affection'.'

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."