Kitty Concierge Gifts

'What are we having tonight, kitties? Fish, beef or the Bistro special?'

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

Hell No Kitty

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

My Bowl Is Empty.

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

'Please bow your head and cough. I need to check your hairballs.'

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

She envied her sometimes - all footloose and feline-free.

"Your Amex rare earth elements card, that will do nicely sir!"

Carpet

'Tootsie-pie is going to be spaded, just like Mother.'

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

"Such a heavenly night I spent in your bed."

Zen Kitten

'Hello, Room Service?'

'Do you have a pet store in this mall?' 'Oh, no! I like them all!'

A cat composer

"Here’s your room key and mini-bar."