Kitty Concierge Pillows

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

My Bowl Is Empty.

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

Zen Kitten

'Tootsie-pie is going to be spaded, just like Mother.'

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

Carpet

She envied her sometimes - all footloose and feline-free.

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"Such a heavenly night I spent in your bed."

'Hello, Room Service?'

"Here’s your room key and mini-bar."

A cat composer

'Do you have a pet store in this mall?' 'Oh, no! I like them all!'

I tried thinking outside the box once. That was a big mistake!