Canine Concierge Gifts

Doggie dining table

"Do you want a bed or do you prefer to sleep on the furniture?"

'Don't you think you're spoiling that dog,Dorothy?'

'This app will show us the place where the dogs are most likely to do their business.'

'We fetch the same number of slippers, yet you always seem to get the bigger biscuit.'

'You spoil that dog.'

Dog walk

"Oh sure, I spoil him. But, he always has my back."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Foster failure"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

A man and his dog

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

Hush puppy.

"I'm working from home today."

Bathing the dog

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."