Canine Concierge Gifts

Doggie dining table

"Do you want a bed or do you prefer to sleep on the furniture?"

'Don't you think you're spoiling that dog,Dorothy?'

'This app will show us the place where the dogs are most likely to do their business.'

'We fetch the same number of slippers, yet you always seem to get the bigger biscuit.'

'You spoil that dog.'

Dog walk

"Oh sure, I spoil him. But, he always has my back."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Foster failure"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

A man and his dog

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Hush puppy.

"I'm working from home today."

Bathing the dog

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

Wagging Dog