Kitsch Collectors Gifts

The kitsch of Death.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Toadstools

Romantic Giraffes

(Camel paintings)

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Piranhaclaus

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Use your imagination.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Wagging Dog

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

Art Gallery.

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

"He's an abstract artist."

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"Caricatures $20"

A Tumble Cow