Kitsch Collector Gifts

Worried flamingo says to other famingo: ''Ere, Dave, are we kitsch?'

"Why are these things always such pathetic kitsch?"

"Forty years in this business and you suddenly decide you don't like gimmicky?"

"Our civilization is thousands of years more advanced than yours, yet still sort of kitschy."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"Helene tells me you're into fabrics."

Kitsch Bitch.

Kitty Clock

'Well what do you know? There really is plenty of kitsch in the sea!'

"That is so tacky!"

Shabby Chic and Shabby Sh*te Shops

"I'd say business was brisk."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Romantic Giraffes

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

(Camel paintings)

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

Raincloud Umbrella

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Use your imagination.

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Duck Hunt