Kitsch Aficionado Gifts

"In the store it was kitschy - in my apartment it was tacky."

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"I'd say business was brisk."

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"Just pick some. No one expects a postcard to reflect your personal aesthetic."

"I call it 'Moona Lisa'."

School of Arts and Sciences.

'I can't tell the kitch from the schlock any more.'

"Why are these things always such pathetic kitsch?"

Artisanal Pottery

"What? You asked me to draw you a bath."

A graffiti artist is spray painting a graffiti artist, who appears to be spraying the next graffiti artist in an optical illusion.

"Bad drawing."

The Lark Ascending

"Our civilization is thousands of years more advanced than yours, yet still sort of kitschy."

Lumberjack cutting down tree in the rain.

"I'm sorry, Ma, but we're forced to sell the art collection."

'Well what do you know? There really is plenty of kitsch in the sea!'

Rowan Atkinson,

"Forty years in this business and you suddenly decide you don't like gimmicky?"

101 ideas for blotting pad doodles

Football players with The Frilly Knicker Shop on their shirts, "I wish we could change our sponsor"

Worried flamingo says to other famingo: ''Ere, Dave, are we kitsch?'

'Yes! That's it! --- Only the handles were a lot longer.'

"Fidelity, Ellen, stifles creativity."

"Oh, dear God, more kitsch."

Artist Paints Sale

"I like to sketch out my designs first."

Snowman built from self-assembly kit.

'I want a transfer-I'm fed up wearing this same outfit week after week!'