Kitsch Aficionado Gifts

"In the store it was kitschy - in my apartment it was tacky."

'I'm past the phase of being embarrassed by you, and I'd like to start bringing my friends around as soon as we do something about all this kitsch.'

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"I'd say business was brisk."

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

"The self-portraits of Mexican artist Frida Kahlo were influenced by the great artists of her time."

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"Just pick some. No one expects a postcard to reflect your personal aesthetic."

"I call it 'Moona Lisa'."

School of Arts and Sciences.

'I can't tell the kitch from the schlock any more.'

"Why are these things always such pathetic kitsch?"

Artisanal Pottery

A graffiti artist is spray painting a graffiti artist, who appears to be spraying the next graffiti artist in an optical illusion.

"What? You asked me to draw you a bath."

"Bad drawing."

The Lark Ascending

Lumberjack cutting down tree in the rain.

'Well what do you know? There really is plenty of kitsch in the sea!'

"I'm sorry, Ma, but we're forced to sell the art collection."

"Our civilization is thousands of years more advanced than yours, yet still sort of kitschy."

Rowan Atkinson,

Billie Piper.

"Forty years in this business and you suddenly decide you don't like gimmicky?"

Worried flamingo says to other famingo: ''Ere, Dave, are we kitsch?'

101 ideas for blotting pad doodles

Football players with The Frilly Knicker Shop on their shirts, "I wish we could change our sponsor"

"I like to sketch out my designs first."

'Yes! That's it! --- Only the handles were a lot longer.'

Artist Paints Sale

"Fidelity, Ellen, stifles creativity."

"Oh, dear God, more kitsch."