Kitschy Collector Gifts

"Oh, dear God, more kitsch."

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

(Camel paintings)

Romantic Giraffes

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Toadstools

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Duck Hunt

Raincloud Umbrella

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Piranhaclaus

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Early cyborg.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Best before 65 million BC.

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

Ice shelfie.

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

'Anorak anoraks'.