Kitschy Collector Pillows

"Oh, dear God, more kitsch."

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Toadstools

(Camel paintings)

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Romantic Giraffes

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Piranhaclaus

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Duck Hunt

Raincloud Umbrella

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Early cyborg.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

Best before 65 million BC.

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

Ice shelfie.

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

'Anorak anoraks'.