Kitsch Collectors Prints

The kitsch of Death.

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Toadstools

(Camel paintings)

Romantic Giraffes

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Piranhaclaus

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Use your imagination.

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Wagging Dog

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

A Tumble Cow

"He's an abstract artist."

Art Gallery.

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

"Tracy Island offers palatial splendour in the safest of environments. Your beds are unmade because this is Tracy Emin Island."

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

Nerdy man wagging his finger.