Kitchen Marvel T-Shirts

New Ride

Come dine with me!

Jack of all trades

Lady of the Cake.

Domestic Goddess.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Hungry child

"You're the lid to my pot."

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

Benihana style of cooking.

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Party time.

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

Cake Friday!

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

Salt and Pepper

'Can you tell me how my new kitchen is coming along?'

Witch's Brew.

Surprise in the salad bowl

'Cooking'

The Perfect Foil

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

'My brother's a proper cook - he's come as a witness'

"I'd like to toast our guests."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).