Kitchen Marvel Gifts

New Ride

Come dine with me!

Jack of all trades

Lady of the Cake.

Domestic Goddess.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Hungry child

"You're the lid to my pot."

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Benihana style of cooking.

Party time.

Cake Friday!

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

Salt and Pepper

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

Witch's Brew.

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

'Can you tell me how my new kitchen is coming along?'

The Perfect Foil

'My brother's a proper cook - he's come as a witness'

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

'Cooking'

Surprise in the salad bowl

You're the sizzle in my roast!