Home Makeover Marvel Gifts

A Bedroom In The Middle Of Being Redecorated.

"I'm not sure why our realtor recommended getting a home staging expert."

Let's get organized

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

Non-Drip ?

'I installed all the floor tiles by myself. I did it all by tile and error.'

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

A holiday at home

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

'I wanted a change in decor.'

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

Over 50 shades of grey available.

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

"We can't agree on our kitchen redesign."

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

Decorating with Children

'For heaven's sake Janet - where have you disappeared to now?'

"I've fallen in love with red paint."

Pollock Painting Company

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

'Letting him buy the stupid guns was the only way I'd ever get him to paint the house.'

Organized chaos.

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

"Would you go nuts if I paint EVERYTHING pink!?"