Kitchen Clowns Gifts

Diner. Menu. You overcooked the alphabet soup. The letters aren't holding their shape. We'll just say it's "cursive style"!

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

Dead Funny

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

Crab with a clown face.

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"The meatloaf just tapped S.O.S. in Morse code."

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

"Karen's idea of wine reduction..."

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

'He specializes in funny bones.'

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

Children's Entertainer

Monster Clown

Onion operation.

A skip full of fools.

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

"More helium."

"I borrowed it from your neighbor, he really is a big clown."

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

Giggle.