Kitchen Clowns Gifts

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

Dead Funny

It turns out they don't go together so well,

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

Crab with a clown face.

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"Karen's idea of wine reduction..."

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

'He specializes in funny bones.'

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

Children's Entertainer

Monster Clown

Onion operation.

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

"More helium."

"I borrowed it from your neighbor, he really is a big clown."

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'