Office Clowns Gifts

"Good Christmas?"

Lifelong friends

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"I believe we've found the weakest link."

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

Dead Funny

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

'Will you kindly remind the rest of the staff that I'm the managing director - not the Godfather!'

Shake it all about sign on desk

Crab with a clown face.

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Crane operator Jimmy Morrison liked to break in new guys by giving them what he called a 'sky wedgie.'

'We feel it's very important to provide our employees with an extremely comfortable work-place environment. Primarily because we don't allow them to ever go home.'

"It's the new simplified tax demand from HMRC. . . Three Questions - How much did you earn last year? How much have you got left? And how soon can you send it. . .?"

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

'Careful, that's where the boss keeps his ego.'

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

Brainstorm in progress.

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

'How come, unlike some other bosses, you never surprise me with little promotions?'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

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