Office Clowns Gifts

Lifelong friends

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"I believe we've found the weakest link."

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

Dead Funny

'Will you kindly remind the rest of the staff that I'm the managing director - not the Godfather!'

Crab with a clown face.

Shake it all about sign on desk

'We feel it's very important to provide our employees with an extremely comfortable work-place environment. Primarily because we don't allow them to ever go home.'

"It's the new simplified tax demand from HMRC. . . Three Questions - How much did you earn last year? How much have you got left? And how soon can you send it. . .?"

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

'Careful, that's where the boss keeps his ego.'

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

Brainstorm in progress.

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

'How come, unlike some other bosses, you never surprise me with little promotions?'

"First the good news - one of us hasn't been made redundant."

'Dear, you know how I hate it when you bring your work home.'

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

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