Conference Clowns Gifts

"All those in favour say 'aye'."

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

"I believe we've found the weakest link."

Clown on bike.

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

A Copy Editor and His Dog

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

Dead Funny

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

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Shake it all about sign on desk

Clown's Comedy Fart.

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Crab with a clown face.

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

Clown God

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?