Conference Clowns Gifts

"All those in favour say 'aye'."

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

"I believe we've found the weakest link."

Clown on bike.

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

A Copy Editor and His Dog

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

Dead Funny

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

Crab with a clown face.

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

Shake it all about sign on desk

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Clown God

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

"It's the new simplified tax demand from HMRC. . . Three Questions - How much did you earn last year? How much have you got left? And how soon can you send it. . .?"