Kitchen Chemists T-Shirts

"It's an old family recipe - some flour and water, yeast, a little salt, mono calcium phosphate, polysorbate 60, calcium propionate..."

'I think we've done it, Igor! This will be the hot new sports drink of the summer!'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

Kitchen Kapers

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

"It's called geometry, Mum."

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

Lockdown casserole

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

In the DNA Kitchen

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

'Cooking'

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

Ghostbasters 3

Chef copy robot

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'