Culinary Chemists T-Shirts

Have you got some E98 and E695 for 'Ma Traffords home baked apple pie'?

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Soup of the month.

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

Garden.

Too much cilantro

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

Holiday Supplies

I love Cannelloni

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

In the DNA Kitchen

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

This is Dr. Sadie, what's your question, caller? I just found out my wife got a bonus at work. But instead of buying gifts for my mother and my six brothers, she flew to Maui and sent me a photo of herself eating a seven-course meal. Stop whining. She's given you the best gift a spouse can give ... Something to hold over her head for the rest of your lives. Well ... There is that, I guess.

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"Please don't kill me."

'I thought chemistry experiments were after lunch.'

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

Culinary surgery.

I told you I got us the best table in the house. Pizza.

Sure, I'll take a sandwich

"Marions nous! Tu payes les impôts, j'offre le resto!"

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

'Who ordered the shark?.' '