Food Chemist T-Shirts

'...and we add a couple of drops of our secret, habit-forming ingredient to each order.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"States of tofu"

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

GMOs: The Next Generation

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

In the DNA Kitchen

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

'I thought chemistry experiments were after lunch.'

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

Acme Foods. Research and Development. Then it's an "no" on the Mexican Jumping Bean Dip?

Sure, I'll take a sandwich

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

Culinary surgery.