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"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade wine?'

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

"I discovered a way to get Steven to eat his vegetables. I put chocolate syrup on them."

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Tartine

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Counting ribs

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

The wonderful world of cheese.

"States of tofu"

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

Ice Cream Surgeon

Domestic Goddess.

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

Soup of the month.

6 Brothers Falafel