Culinary Alchemist Mugs

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade wine?'

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

"I discovered a way to get Steven to eat his vegetables. I put chocolate syrup on them."

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Tartine

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

Counting ribs

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

The wonderful world of cheese.

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Ice Cream Surgeon

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

"Even the waiters here are organic."

"States of tofu"

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Domestic Goddess.

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth