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'Ah! Flavoured dehydrogenated non-milk fat solids with a soupcon of deoxydropesane and asparteme, it really takes me back to my schooldays.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

"You do like octopus?"

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

What the Doctor Ordered

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

La Table

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

'Like death by salad.'

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Bermuda Triangles

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"Rump roast?"

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Try to guess the continent dining...

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"War is hell and so is this soup."

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Vindaloo hot enough?"