Kitchen Chemistry Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I've added some dehydrated non-vegetable oil sulphites so it's more like mum used to make."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

Sexual chemistry set

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

In the DNA Kitchen

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

'I thought chemistry experiments were after lunch.'

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

Sure, I'll take a sandwich

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

I bake my own bread.

Olive Oil

Molecules You Ought to be Aware Of.

"First you make a roux."

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

"It's made from all our old leftovers. I call it 'Rescue Casserole.'"