Kitchen Astronomer Gifts

Searching for a gift for your kitchen astronomer? Explore our collection of playful products that celebrate the universe and culinary creativity. Perfect for stargazers who love to cook or astronomers passionate about gourmet adventures, these items add a cosmic touch to everyday moments.

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"Well, we went through the fruit and veg, and thought we should try something more exotic - like the space-time continuum."

"Well, we went through the fruit and veg, and thought we should try something more exotic - like the space-time continuum." mockup

"Well, we went through the fruit and veg, and thought we should try something more exotic - like the space-time continuum."

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"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto." mockup

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

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A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans. mockup

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

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'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.' mockup

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

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'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.' mockup

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

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Alien David statue

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"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong." mockup

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

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"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..." mockup

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

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Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

Do you have any cookies you aren't using? mockup

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

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"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked." mockup

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

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An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here' mockup

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

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'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.' mockup

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

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"It's called geometry, Mum."

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The Origins of Everything

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'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.' mockup

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

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"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense." mockup

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

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"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces." mockup

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

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I made you a cake!

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"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you." mockup

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

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"I'm unable to process this image." mockup

"I'm unable to process this image."

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'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.' mockup

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

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'Anybody for breakfast?'

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Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken. mockup

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

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''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.' mockup

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

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'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.' mockup

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

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Dog Howling the Moon way

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"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle." mockup

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

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The Inexperienced Cook

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'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.' mockup

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

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'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'

'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...' mockup

'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'

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Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce" mockup

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

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'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.' mockup

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

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If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup mockup

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

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Kitchen Astronomer Gifts Collection

Kitchen Astronomer Mugs

Explore our collection of space-themed mugs, perfect for kitchen astronomers who love to start their day with a cosmic cup of coffee or tea.

Kitchen Astronomer Pillows

Find celestial comfort with our cosmic pillows, great for adding a space-inspired touch to any cozy spot in their home.

Kitchen Astronomer Prints

Browse our stellar selection of space-inspired prints to brighten up their kitchen or living space with a touch of the universe.

Kitchen Astronomer T-Shirts

Check out our fun and stylish space-themed t-shirts, ideal for kitchen astronomers who want to wear their cosmic enthusiasm with pride.